Wednesday, 7 July 2010
Tuesday, 6 July 2010
Chinwag Wi' Oor Calum fae Mandelaland
Fit like abody's in Chilly Jockstrap Land ?
Me an' the loons are stull haein' jist the finest time ower here - nuthin' bit lang leggid burds, fest an' horny females ....an that wuz jist the beesties we saw oan the safari.
Fit a pliss.
Of coorse, the premature ejaculashin o' Fabio's sassidges fae the Global Tassie wiz the icin' oan the keck. Seein' Clubbed England gettin' haimmered fae the Jerries wiz awmaist oor guid tae be true. Thur trevulls hame must hae been sair eneuch withoot the jirney tackin' seevun oors langer thun normal on accoont o' the surplis wecht they wir cairryin' - they brocht a shitload o' excuses back wi' thum.
Onyweys, we've heided ower tae Cape Town fir the ferst semi the nicht. Aw be's thit I've hud a saft spoat fir the Dutch on accoont o' Frankie Van Eys struttin' his stuff fir the Dee, ah huv tae admeet thut I've regurded masel az hauf Uruguayan evur since ah watched the Full Monty Video.
Ah jist hoap thut the reezult diznae heenge oan a bad boonce fae the Boabbulami oar anither howler fae the ref.
Of coorse, the Eenglush ur awready gittin' thur breeks in a knoat wi' the proaspekt o' thur offishuls bein' in cherge o' the finul. How amusin' wid it be if the sassidge med an absolute baz up ?
Ah wid hae the herdest joab no pissin masel if that happened. No as herd , mind ye, az us tryin' no tae celebrate fan the sassidges goat dumped oot o' the tassie. Try az we micht, we stuckit oot like sare thumbs fan a' the ither Brits wur doon in the dumps.
Az mah auld grannie used tae say, "The only wey tae hide in the desert iz tae look like sand".
An we didnae.
Think oan.
Mellie.
Me an' the loons are stull haein' jist the finest time ower here - nuthin' bit lang leggid burds, fest an' horny females ....an that wuz jist the beesties we saw oan the safari.
Fit a pliss.
Of coorse, the premature ejaculashin o' Fabio's sassidges fae the Global Tassie wiz the icin' oan the keck. Seein' Clubbed England gettin' haimmered fae the Jerries wiz awmaist oor guid tae be true. Thur trevulls hame must hae been sair eneuch withoot the jirney tackin' seevun oors langer thun normal on accoont o' the surplis wecht they wir cairryin' - they brocht a shitload o' excuses back wi' thum.Onyweys, we've heided ower tae Cape Town fir the ferst semi the nicht. Aw be's thit I've hud a saft spoat fir the Dutch on accoont o' Frankie Van Eys struttin' his stuff fir the Dee, ah huv tae admeet thut I've regurded masel az hauf Uruguayan evur since ah watched the Full Monty Video.
Ah jist hoap thut the reezult diznae heenge oan a bad boonce fae the Boabbulami oar anither howler fae the ref.
Of coorse, the Eenglush ur awready gittin' thur breeks in a knoat wi' the proaspekt o' thur offishuls bein' in cherge o' the finul. How amusin' wid it be if the sassidge med an absolute baz up ?
Ah wid hae the herdest joab no pissin masel if that happened. No as herd , mind ye, az us tryin' no tae celebrate fan the sassidges goat dumped oot o' the tassie. Try az we micht, we stuckit oot like sare thumbs fan a' the ither Brits wur doon in the dumps.
Az mah auld grannie used tae say, "The only wey tae hide in the desert iz tae look like sand".
An we didnae.
Think oan.
Mellie.
Sunday, 4 July 2010
Saturday, 3 July 2010
Friday, 2 July 2010
England's World Cup Diary
Thursday, 1 July 2010
Wednesday, 30 June 2010
Bad News Indeed
When Scott Glenday was elected to the post of Dee 4life Chairman, the news was unanimously welcomed by Dundee fans.
The fact that he has now resigned will immediately ring alarm bells before the start of another very important season for the club. If anyone was going to be able to unite the different interests supporting the Dark Blues, it was Scott.
The fact that he has decided to step down would seem to suggest that the fans are as far apart from each other as ever.
The many good people left on the boards of the different groups have a major job on their hands if any degree of harmony is to be achieved.
We can only wish them all the best in their endeavours.
The fact that he has now resigned will immediately ring alarm bells before the start of another very important season for the club. If anyone was going to be able to unite the different interests supporting the Dark Blues, it was Scott.
The fact that he has decided to step down would seem to suggest that the fans are as far apart from each other as ever.
The many good people left on the boards of the different groups have a major job on their hands if any degree of harmony is to be achieved.
We can only wish them all the best in their endeavours.
Radical Prison Overhaul Planned
The Justice Secretary Ken Clarke outlines measures he says will tackle the "amazing" growth in the prison population. Top of the list is awarding the catering contract for all U.K. institutions to Lindleys.
The Coalition Government is expecting the number of repeat offenders to fall dramatically.
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
Monday, 28 June 2010
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